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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

I'm surprised Aloysius O'Hare didn't think about the bubbled town that he sells air to sharing the air supply until air fills most of the space.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

In games, the weak team up to beat the strong. In real life, they form a line to serve them.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

A movie or TV show about working in a mall in the 80s or 90s could be really interesting. There are so many different stores and so much weird stuff going on behind the scenes.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

You lose a lot of wisdom the moment you argue while you are angry.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

Sometimes you have to like your own comment to get the ball rolling.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

If reality is actually just a simulation, then whoever is running the server must be paying out the @$$ for the amount of RAM it's guna take.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

Most animals that walk on all 4s can only scratch one half of their body at once.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

If Starlink ever becomes a thing, airlines will have a hard time making people use airplane mode while on flights.

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

At what point does a fossil stop being controlled by necromancy and start being controlled by geomancy?

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11-mar, 2026, 01:42

The laundry pile exhibits asymptotic behavior. You can get close to zero but never actually reach it (unless you do laundry naked).

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9-mar, 2026, 21:07

People who had a "Strain of Madness" run in their family just had lead poisoning.

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9-mar, 2026, 21:07

The only times I’m ever truly alone with my thoughts are when my phone dies.

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9-mar, 2026, 21:07

Every technological breakthrough arrives with a group of people thinking: "If only this existed when I was in my prime."

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9-mar, 2026, 21:07

California’s new legislation regarding age verification of operating systems could allow a child running a billion DOS instances in virtual machines to bankrupt Microsoft in seconds, due to the fines they’d receive.

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9-mar, 2026, 21:07

Fire code/fire alarms must have been much less strict when everybody smoked indoors.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

The estimated amount of money to never have to work again in your life is estimated to be around $5 million. If one isn't upset with the current wealth distribution, I don't think they are grasping what a billion, or even a million dollars truly is to an average person.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

If you’re “pretty sure” you’re less sure than if you were just “sure”.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

Perks of being overweight is that it takes less water to fill the bathtub.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

Morgan Freeman would have great difficulty being annoymous if he was Spiderman.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

All bombs are unexploded.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

Power is easy to gain, but hard to carry well.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

Change feels hard because comfort fights back the second you push.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

Did the chicken or the egg come first? We've always known the answer.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

In an apocalyptic scenario, wild hogs would be a much bigger threat than most people realize.

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8-mar, 2026, 07:56

Hiding a cellphone in a coffin would enable a wild variety of pranks.

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6-mar, 2026, 21:16

The best possible way for a spy to stay hidden would be to occasionally joke that they are a spy, so that people will assume they are not a spy, because a real spy wouldn’t say that.

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6-mar, 2026, 21:16

It’s a shame we didn’t get real pictures of UFOs before AI pictures and videos are going to make it harder to tell the truth.

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6-mar, 2026, 21:16

If the "use it or lose it" theory of neuroscience is correct, then we're going to have an absolute explosion of AI-induced Alzheimers in the future.

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6-mar, 2026, 21:16

Why are paparazzi called vultures? Vultures tend to only go after dead things or wait until something is dead. Paps should be called seagulls, they go after anything at all and don't stop until they have it.

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6-mar, 2026, 21:16

OpenAI’s military models probably killed some people who considered ChatGPT their best friend.

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