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🚿 Send us thoughts through @showerthoughts_robot, and we'll publish them in the @showerthoughts channel. 📢 Group: t.me/+RIStoCmJw66_3mdW 👤 Support: t.me/+URlZNDiYoc7Mp-q4 🔗 Sources: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts + our valued contributors

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

It’s mathematically impossible to be exactly one third from a given origin, no matter how many generations back and how many ancestors you’re counting.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

People probably faked illness to get out of work even in the hunter-gatherer era.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

It's really convenient that the ice in our drinks floats up, and then the liquid it cools sinks down so the entire drink eventually cools evenly.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

People were probably doing collages on flights in the year 2000.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

In a universe with many civilizations, only one needs to reach extreme technological maturity. After that, progress stops being parallel and starts being inherited.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

Most men have probably gotten more lip balm from kissing than they have ever applied themselves.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

The Edds from "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" could have actually made some serious bank if they spent a little more time workshopping and refining their ideas instead of focusing on strictly scamming their peers.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

Renaming to Department of War was actually really honest.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

They should change daylight savings to noon on Friday so we get off work an hour earlier.

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13 مارچ، 2026، 12:45 AM

Nothing makes the last bit of your toiletries, like toothpaste or deodorant, last longer than actually remembering to replace it ahead of time...

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

I'm surprised Aloysius O'Hare didn't think about the bubbled town that he sells air to sharing the air supply until air fills most of the space.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

In games, the weak team up to beat the strong. In real life, they form a line to serve them.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

A movie or TV show about working in a mall in the 80s or 90s could be really interesting. There are so many different stores and so much weird stuff going on behind the scenes.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

You lose a lot of wisdom the moment you argue while you are angry.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

Sometimes you have to like your own comment to get the ball rolling.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

If reality is actually just a simulation, then whoever is running the server must be paying out the @$$ for the amount of RAM it's guna take.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

Most animals that walk on all 4s can only scratch one half of their body at once.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

If Starlink ever becomes a thing, airlines will have a hard time making people use airplane mode while on flights.

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

At what point does a fossil stop being controlled by necromancy and start being controlled by geomancy?

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11 مارچ، 2026، 01:42 AM

The laundry pile exhibits asymptotic behavior. You can get close to zero but never actually reach it (unless you do laundry naked).

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9 مارچ، 2026، 09:07 PM

People who had a "Strain of Madness" run in their family just had lead poisoning.

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9 مارچ، 2026، 09:07 PM

The only times I’m ever truly alone with my thoughts are when my phone dies.

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9 مارچ، 2026، 09:07 PM

Every technological breakthrough arrives with a group of people thinking: "If only this existed when I was in my prime."

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9 مارچ، 2026، 09:07 PM

California’s new legislation regarding age verification of operating systems could allow a child running a billion DOS instances in virtual machines to bankrupt Microsoft in seconds, due to the fines they’d receive.

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9 مارچ، 2026، 09:07 PM

Fire code/fire alarms must have been much less strict when everybody smoked indoors.

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8 مارچ، 2026، 07:56 AM

The estimated amount of money to never have to work again in your life is estimated to be around $5 million. If one isn't upset with the current wealth distribution, I don't think they are grasping what a billion, or even a million dollars truly is to an average person.

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8 مارچ، 2026، 07:56 AM

If you’re “pretty sure” you’re less sure than if you were just “sure”.

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8 مارچ، 2026، 07:56 AM

Perks of being overweight is that it takes less water to fill the bathtub.

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8 مارچ، 2026، 07:56 AM

Morgan Freeman would have great difficulty being annoymous if he was Spiderman.

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8 مارچ، 2026، 07:56 AM

All bombs are unexploded.

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