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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

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JUST IN: 📊 Prediction Markets Weekly Spot Markets climbed from $0 to $5B in a year.

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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

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🚨BREAKING: 🎭 $99B Anonymous Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Now Outranks Most Richest Individuals Globally While Holding The Eighteenth Wealth Rank.

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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

👀 Cryptocurrency Market Overview

Another weekend without volatility in Bitcoin, and the major altcoins aren't doing well either. Traders are still waiting for the US to strike Iran this weekend. Pizzerias around the Pentagon have become lively, while gay bars have emptied out.

🪙 BTC is trading around $89,629
🔷 ETH is fluctuating around $2,959
📈 The biggest increase in a day was shown by KAIA +38.66%
📉 The biggest drop was shown by DASH -5.83%

📊 Indicators:
😨 Fear and Greed Index - 24
💲 Altseason Index - 41
📈 Long/Short Ratio - 51/49
💰 Crypto market capitalization - $2.99 trillion
👑 Bitcoin dominance - 59.82%

🇮🇷 Also, international airlines are canceling flights to the Middle East due to the "security situation", which also adds uncertainty.

🥈 For the first time in history, silver is $103, becoming the TOP-2 asset worldwide. The value has increased by more than 350% over the year.

🏦 Banking giant UBS plans to launch crypto trading for its clients.

🇺🇸 The SEC promises to continue efforts to implement Donald Trump's promise to "make the US the cryptocurrency capital of the world".

🏦 The largest blockchain auditor CertiK plans to conduct an IPO in the US.

🔶 Binans is going to start trading stocks again.

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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

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NEW: 📊 Polymarket trader ascetic0x turned $12 into over $100k by compounding $BTC predictions.

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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

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🇮🇷 In Iran, people are massively buying Bitcoin with all their savings

The local rial has turned into toilet paper. A few weeks ago, you could get 42,000 rials for a dollar, but today it's already 1.06 million. The exchange rate has skyrocketed by +2500%📉

🪙 According to Chainalysis:
Iranians are massively hoarding cryptocurrency not for quick profits, but simply to survive. For locals, this is the only way to save their savings and transfer them out of the country without the interference of banks and authorities.

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13 бер. 2026 р., 03:00

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🚨 HUGE: Solana's RWA ecosystem hit a new ATH of $1B.

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6 бер. 2026 р., 06:24

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⚡️ Solana and Starknet had a public argument on Twitter

Solana and Starknet had a public argument on Twitter.

🪙 Solana decided to mock Starknet's "fundamentals":
8 daily active users, 10 transactions, but the FDV is inflated to the sky - $15 billion.

Zero it out.

📝 Starknet's response:
"Yes, there are 8 users, but they're all whales."

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4 бер. 2026 р., 05:17

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⚡️ Elon Musk is switching Tesla's autopilot to a subscription-only model

🚘 Starting February 14, you won't be able to buy the feature permanently for $8k anymore. Now, you'll have to shell out $99 every month until you sell your car.

The reason for this "generosity": As part of the contract, Elon needs to amass 10 million paying subscribers to receive his coveted $1 trillion bonus.

📉 Tesla's stock naturally plummeted. Workers weren't happy about Musk getting a trillion-dollar bonus while they're stuck with a perpetual subscription to their own steering wheel.

Don't pay? Just take the wheel yourself

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2 бер. 2026 р., 04:58

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🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Michael Saylor’s Strategy Bought Another 13,627 Bitcoin Worth $1.2 Billion, Now Hodl 687,410 BTC Acquired For ~$51.80 Billion At ~$75,353 Per Bitcoin.

HE IS BUYING BITCOIN LIKE MACHINE 😳

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16 лют. 2026 р., 11:39

📊 UPDATE: Long-term holders have halted $BTC selling for the first time since July 2025, per crypto investor James Pillows.

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12 лют. 2026 р., 03:56

📉 Bitmain is dumping the prices of ASICs

The mining giant has sharply reduced the prices of its machines, both old and new.

The reason is the deterioration of the mining economy - the network's hash rate is at a low point, and Bitcoin has fallen, resulting in a shrinking profitability and ASICs simply no longer being able to pay for themselves properly.

🔽 As a result: the demand for new equipment has fallen and Bitmain is forced to rapidly cut prices in order to somehow maintain sales.

🤨 When even Bitmain itself is dumping, it means that the hardware market is overheated to the maximum.

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12 лют. 2026 р., 03:56

👀 Cryptocurrency Market Overview

🐱 Against the backdrop of a local correction in precious metals, Bitcoin rebounded to $90k. It seems that a reverse correlation has emerged between assets. Ether reached $3k, pulling most altcoins into the green zone. Luddites have been given hope for a Santa Rally.

🪙 BTC is trading around - $88,100
🔷 ETH is fluctuating around - $2,974
📈 The biggest increase over the day was - CC +6.06%
📉 The biggest drop was - PIPPIN -6.56%

📊 Indicators:
😨 Fear and Greed Index - 25
💵 Altseason Index - 37
📈 Long/Short Ratio - 51/49
💰 Cryptocurrency Market Capitalization - $2.95 trillion
👑 Bitcoin Dominance - 59.70%

😐 If Bitcoin suddenly surges to $96k, more than $7.5 billion of shorts will be liquidated.

🇰🇿 The Central Bank of Kazakhstan has approved the tokenization of gold reserves and crypto payments via QR codes, as well as the development of a national stablecoin.

💸 Trust Wallet has counted 2,596 hacked wallets, but there are more than 5,000 compensation claims. The wallet promises full compensation to all victims of the hack.

🕕 Michael Saylor announced a return to BTC purchases.

🔮 Forecast:
Bitcoin has hit a resistance in the upward channel and has not been able to break through it yet. Ahead are pre-holiday days, and many expect a decrease in volatility, but this is precisely when manipulations could occur.

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10 лют. 2026 р., 02:33

MERRY CHRISTMAS! ❄️

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

So we are coming to the end of this year..

Thank you for reading us, reacting, participating in contests, and generally being with us! 🤩

In the coming year, we promise to prepare more and more cool and interesting posts, hot news and extra news for you!

Merry Christmas! May your wishes come true, your capital increase, and well-being! ❄️❄️❄️❄️

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6 лют. 2026 р., 11:12

👀 Crypto Market Overview

👍 Another manipulation on Monday and a sell-off. Bitcoin failed to hold $90k. Top altcoins are mostly in the red zone. The Santa Rally seems to have only started for precious metals. However, historically, when gold pumped and hit ATH, Bitcoin followed suit, but with a delay.

🪙 BTC is trading around - $87,576
🔷 ETH is fluctuating around - $2,963
📈 The biggest increase in a day was - CRV +2.90%
📉 The biggest drop was - BEAT -29.54%

📊 Indicators:
😨 Fear and Greed Index - 25
💵 Altseason Index - 37
📈 Long/Short Ratio - 48/52
💵 Crypto Market Capitalization - $2.93 trillion
👑 Bitcoin Dominance - 59.58%

🪙 BTC options worth $23 billion expire on December 26th, which could add volatility.

❌ British neobank Revolut is ceasing operations in Ukraine due to local legislation issues. Funds must be withdrawn within 60 days.

🇪🇺 The EU Council approved the offline and online versions of the digital euro (CBDC).

🟠 BlackRock named Bitcoin one of the biggest investments of the year.

🪙 There are significantly more negative comments about $XRP on social media now than usual. Historically, such periods often precede price increases.

🔮 Forecast:
Another attempt to break $90k failed. The possibility of a retest of support at $85k has emerged. Trading volumes are declining again, so a downward scenario is our priority for the near future, but manipulations are still possible.

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4 лют. 2026 р., 16:02

🚨 LATEST: Bearish sentiment is spiking across social media after Bitcoin's pullback to $84.8K, with retail pushing fear harder than bullish narratives.

Historically, this is a contrarian signal for a potential bounce, per Santiment.

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

AIRDROP WEJE ☄️💲 Task: ➕ 100 WEJE ➕ 100 WEJE after the first game (or bet)🙂 https://t.me/WEJE_Gaming_bot🟠 Register an account on WEJE https://weje.com/ or http://t.me/weje_gaming_bot by connecting your wallet & start playing.🟠 Join WEJE https://t.me/wejedefi
🟠 You can perform other tasks on the app.🙂 Distribution date: TBA.

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

If i get rich in crypto, there will be signs.... 😅

?q=%23crypto ?q=%23bitcoin ?q=%23BTC ?q=%23cryptomeme ?q=%23meme

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

🤨 As soon as the news came out that the travel ban on Durov from France was lifted, significant sell-offs from unlocks immediately followed

💵 One transaction from Ton Believers moved 672,000 TON.
Now the question is whether this believer will cash out $1.3 million or hold off for better times?

📉 TON, which recently often moved against the market trend, still couldn't hold up despite the positive news of the release, and fell below $2.

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

ARCS AIRDROP (New Round) ☄️💲 Reward: 5 USDT for 100 winners
🟠 Visit the ARCS https://x.com/ARCS_HQ/status/1987822564224151625

✅ Follow their https://x.com/ARCS_HQ like and retweet https://x.com/arcs_hq/status/1987818955063308629 by tagging 2 people. (Mandatory)
✅ Answer the two questions on the page. (Mandatory)

🟠 ARX is listed on https://www.bitmart.com/en-US/trade/ARX_USDT https://www.probit.com/en-us/app/exchange/ARX-USDT https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/arcs/ etc.🟠 ARX will be listed on a global tier 1 CEX this week.

🟠 100 eligible participants will receive the rewards. The distribution is scheduled after the new listing announcement, as stated in the project's announcement. You can find more information about the airdrop https://x.com/arcs_hq/status/1987818955063308629

🟠 https://youtu.be/KBK9DQs8gKM about how to participate in the airdrop.

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

You start saving money for the Bitcoin dip and finally understand why dad never spent on himself... 🥲

?q=%23crypto ?q=%23bitcoin ?q=%23BTC ?q=%23cryptomeme ?q=%23meme

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

🎮 There is a rumor going around online that Rockstar is discussing integrating Ethereum payments into GTA 6

Allegedly, they want to implement the ability to earn, withdraw, and spend crypto in the game, and the release was delayed because of this.

If this turns out to be true, it won't just be "the most anticipated game of the year," but a real bridge between crypto and the masses.

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

👀 Crypto Market Overview

😏 The positive sentiment from the end of the shutdown and payouts has been digested, now crypto enthusiasts are waiting for the Santa rally. Today, Bitcoin dropped to $103k, and the main altcoins are also trading in the red.

🪙 BTC is trading around — $104,846
🔹 ETH is fluctuating around — $3,485
📈 The biggest gain in 24 hours was — CC +24.48%
📉 The biggest drop was — TRUMP -6.87%

📊 Indicators:
😨 Fear and Greed Index — 24
💵 Altseason Index — 37
📈 Long/Short Ratio — 51/49
💵 Crypto market capitalization — $3.48 trillion
👑 Bitcoin dominance — 60.07%

🪙 Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse stated that their company aims to become a full-fledged fintech provider using blockchain and XRP for international settlements.

✨ According to BitMine — ETH reserves are not the most profitable strategy. The unrealized loss of the company holding 3.5 million ETH amounted to -$1.8 billion.

🏦 JPMorgan launched its deposit token JPMD on the Base blockchain. The token is backed by clients' dollar deposits. Everyone expected banks to use crypto, but they started creating their own 💵

🇦🇪 The Central Bank of the UAE conducted the first transaction with the digital dirham (CBDC). Full launch is planned for the end of 2025.

🔮 Forecast:
Trump failed to fully pump the market with news. The market is stagnating despite local rebounds. If you analyze the whole picture by technical analysis, whale and fund sales, including BlackRock, it is more likely to move towards the $95k area.

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6 груд. 2025 р., 10:29

🇺🇸 ETF FLOWS: BTC and ETH spot ETFs saw net outflows on Nov. 12, with $278.1M in outflows for Bitcoin and $183.7M for Ethereum. SOL spot ETFs saw $18.1M in inflows.🇺🇸 ETF FLOWS: BTC and ETH spot ETFs saw net outflows on Nov. 12, with $278.1M in outflows for Bitcoin and $183.7M for Ethereum.

SOL spot ETFs saw $18.1M in inflows.

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5 груд. 2025 р., 16:20

How do you hold your ?q=%23bitcoin?

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